you can start by not cooking rotten chicken on the forman grill. if the house smells like a cat caught fire in the chimney, you shouldn't eat whatever the hell you just cooked. there's my words of wisdom for the day. no need to thank me, just glad to help a brotha out. can you dig it?

have you ever thought of quiting? Me, i just wait until i get fried and then quit. It is such a release. Works every time my ulcers attack. Also, drinking soda increases risk of ulcers. Man, i can't wait to give the school my medical slip.

lol, yeah those are all really good suggestions. And Barry i'm working on coming to see you. tomorrow i'm calling Harwinder and we're going to talk details.

Porn and a bottle of strong booze is always a good starting point for me...